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All things All Time Low

All things All Time Low

"And then they ate him."

  • Alex: Did you hear about that penguin that washed up in--like he like arrived in New Zealand or Australia or something and he was--
  • Jack: He was super confused.
  • Alex: --he was super lost.
  • Interviewer: Aww!
  • Jack: Like, 'Where am I?'
  • Alex: Yeah, he was confused.
  • Interviewer: And then he probably got put in a zoo.
  • Alex: He died.
  • Interviewer: (laughs) That's even worse than putting him in a zoo!!
  • Jack: They put him to sleep. They're like, 'Hey, you made it here.' and they're--
  • Alex: 'Hey, congrats!' (makes a gunshot sound)
  • Interviewer: Exactly!
  • Alex: And then they ate him.

I’d really like to play ‘Heroes’, but Rian’s too big of a gaping vagina to play it.

– Alex Gaskarth

Canadian BJs.

  • Interviewer: So what are you looking forward to the most about this tour?
  • Alex: Uhhhh, probably the Canadian BJs.
  • (Jack laughs)
  • Alex: Um, no, I don't know.
  • Interviewer: Some fresh love.
  • Alex: I think--
  • Jack: There's a little bit of truth there.
  • Alex: Yeah, for sure.

All Time Low will be remembered as the bad that didn’t sell out, but goddammit, they tried.

– Jack Barakat (talking about getting a show to be sold out)

Every All Time Low interview ever:

  • Interviewer: *asks question*
  • Alex: *inserts joke*
  • Jack: *continues joke*
  • Alex:  *says he's joking, and puts in a deep emotional speech*
  • Jack: Boobs


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hello—olivia:

Zack Merrick of All Time High

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wankbankofamerica:

Jalex is like a unicorn, you never see it but you know it exists


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petty-theft:

 love this song :)

Via






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You can’t judge a book by its hair!

– Alex Gaskarth
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